A Ball walks over the streeet.
How many legs has he?
No.........just no :lol:
The Pope, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:"What is this, some kind of joke?"
har har har...
A man walks into a bar.
OW.
(I know, I'm not creative...)
This is funny [incert joke here]
Halarious!
I can't remember the punchline of that joke I forgot
Racist joke yay!
what is the diffrence beetween a jew and a pizza in the oven?
one screams the other doesnt
[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/4gt5du.jpg[/img] I approve
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have alzheimers,
Who are you again?
Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
why did the little girl fall off her swing?
she got shot with a shotgun.
Why didd Suzie fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
omg i just laughed at yours shroomos i feel really bad now!!!
Once there was a girl named suzie, she loved to surf. One day a shark attacked! Suzie lost both of her arms. Knock knock whos there Not suzie XD
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What hangs on the wall and if it falls off the clock is broken?
There are only three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.
What hangs off the ceiling in my basement?
Depends on who I kidnapped this week.
A guy walks into the bar, how many drinks does he have?
NONE because he walked into a bar!!!
HaHahahahHahahahAhahahHahahahAhahah.....hahaha...ha.....ha........a
heres a horrible one
roses are red
violets are blue
i have chl**dia
now so do you
:D
Racist joke....sorry for mentioning if it offends
How can you tell if a black person has used your computer?
